Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
Want me to give your number to an army recruiter?
I don't know... do you want me to use your number to sell used gay porn on Craigslist?
I sense beginning a prank war would end badly for both of us.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
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