sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
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