shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
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