i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
He just jumped up off the couch, screamed "ITS OVER NINE THOUSAND!" And then attempted to fly out the window like a bird. I don't know nor do I care to know what just happened
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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