Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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