I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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