Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
You smell like stripper and shame
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
Randomize
