I want to stick my p in your. b.
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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