Encyclopedia Brown and the case of the missing condom.
I hope Brown isn't a clue to its whereabouts.
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
