I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
I saw a seagull swallow a hot-dog whole today, it reminded me of you.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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