Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Dude I walked in to my house just to be handed a bottle of vodka by my sister. She then said i had 15 minutes to finish it. Moving into my parents place is the best choice I have made this year.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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