Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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