It was just pointed out to me in a meeting that there is a lipstick stain on my crotch.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
i'm watching the draft and making cookies. how am i still single?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
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