I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
This is the high leading the old right now
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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