erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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