The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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