just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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