i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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