so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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