i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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