The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Do plants get herpes?
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