Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
Randomize
