Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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