I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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