Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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