Just gargled Fireball to get the fish taco taste out of my mouth. Almost as good as gum.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
Randomize
