How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
This is the high leading the old right now
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I'm sitting at work trying to dust glitter off my pants. I can't hang out with her anymore.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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