Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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