People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
Someones car got stolen, everyone is yelling, and im drunk just sayin yeah buddy over and over again
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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