we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
She bit a glass in half.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
He needs to seriously stop texting me at 3am for sex. Late night and early morning hours are for the guys who DON'T bust a nut in the first 5 minutes of making out.
Yeah minute men are best for late afternoons when you're inbetween running errands and have nothing to do.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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