if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Oh my Christ. I just came so hard my penis stood back up and took a bow afterwards. I need Thai food.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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