Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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