Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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