Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
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