I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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