i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
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