it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Randomize
