Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I never knew it was coming. He was cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, cute and nerdy, and then BAM! Best hookup ever.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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