well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
I’m never getting home or fucked or eating hot Taco Bell fml
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