we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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