dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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