You were right. It hurts to walk today.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
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