it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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