$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
I will pee on everything he values.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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