But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I’m once again drinking at eight am on a Sunday in my tutu. This garment is literally my best purchase ever.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
You don't take my phone while I'm passed out, have a three hour conversation on it with Dealer Dave, set up a date with him and NOT TELL HIM THAT HE'S NOT TALKING TO ME.
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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