I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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