I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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