I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
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