Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
thus making me awesome and them whores
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Funny how I'm trusting a magic 8 ball I found in the kids toy section to tell me about my sex life
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
