i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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